What about us Dougie?

Dear Doug Marrone,

I think it is great that you are having a Spring Tour but what about us Alumni in Jersey? There are a ton of us here and we are too often ignored. And even if there was a stop in our area I bet it would most likely be in NYC. That is still a trip for most of us. Well then Doug Marrone I demand an apology. Or you can just add a tour date at the East Brunswick Hilton. It is conveniently located for most NJ residents and those NYC folk can travel over here for once in their life times. Also it will be a big FU to Schiano.

Thank You

King Otto III

SU FB Test Season Tickets!

SU Athletics has just released Test Season tickets for Football. You better get your tickets before they are all gone!

After 4 years of crappy FB under GRob, SU has decided to play a Test Season first before the real season. If all goes well then SU will be ready for the 2009 Football Season. SU also released the following statement about the Test Season:

Syracuse University has decided to play a Test Season before the regular 2009 Football Season. This will help the coaches and players to improve in game like situations and will hopefully avoid the disaster that was the GRob error. The Test Season will not be like the NFL preseason but more like playing Madden and then hitting the reset button because your team just fumbled 9 times in the first quarter.

In order to market to CNY fans tickets will cost $10 per game at the 50 yard line and will be free everywhere else. I for one am excited about the upcoming Test Season.

Word Association with Otto the Dog

I am sure many of you are wondering about Otto the Dogs thoughts on everything SU. Well here they are:

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Word: Greg Robinson








Otto! That is mean. GRob may not be a good HC but he certainly shouldnt be put in jail.



Word: Daryl Gross








Come on Otto! TGD may have made a giant mistake in hiring GRob but there is no reason to break his neck.



Word: SU Football








Otto, Otto, Otto. SU FB is down but it certainly isnt dead.








Ok that is more like it. SU FB will rise again.



Word: Randy Edsall








Interesting. You are in HCREs corner as the next SU HC. Do you have any inside info?








You are in the dark like the rest of us.



Word: SU Basketball








So we are a sleeping giant? I hope that is the case as we are long over due for an NCAA run.

Know your enemy

In order to beat your opponent you must learn everything about them:


-WV windchimes



-WV Hansome cab



-WV palm pilot




-WV motor home

-What do you call an WV farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

-What do West Virginians call duct tape?

Chrome.

-What's the difference between a normal zoo and a WV zoo?

On the cage in a normal zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A WV zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

-Did you hear about the West Virginian who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

-What's the most popular pick up line in WV?

Nice tooth!

-Why do folks from WV go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under are not admitted.

-What do you get when you have 32 West Virginians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

-How can you tell if a West Virginian is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

-Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

-What do they call "Hee Haw" in WV?

A documentary called "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

-How many West Virginians does it take eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

-What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pumpkin!

-How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Bud Tribbey Comedian

Apparently Bud Tribbey is the funniest Orangeman FB player (per Anthony Perkins and Nick Santiago). Well why not use his talents with a standup show post game? It may be the only thing this year that could keep the fans from leaving half way through the 3rd Q.

If They Mated: SU Addition

Warning I am bad at editing photos so if you can do better, go ahead. Enjoy.


When you talk about the current state of the SU FB program, there are plenty of people to blame. But mostly six people come to mind: Buzz Shaw, Jake Crouthamel, Coach P, TWO, TGD, and GRob. Well have you ever wondered what would happen if they mated?

Buzz Shaws offspring:


Well the only realistic one was the Shaw/Cantor pic. It looks like Buzz in drag. Ironic since they were both Chancellors. I also like the Shaw/GRob pic as it looks like Gary the Retard.

Jakes offspring:

The first pic looks like Dan Rather. The pic with Cantor kinda looks like Dan Patrick. The TGD pic looks like Jason Taylor.

Coach Ps offspring:

The tops of Jakes head and GRobs head fit perfectly with P. They actually look like his real pic.

TWOs offspring:

If I guessed beforehand I woulda thought the TGD pic would look like Lael. Instead it looks like an alien. The one with GRob is a pig lady.


TGDs offspring:

The pic with P kinda looks like the Joker. Maybe he will get the part in the sequel. We all know how much TGD loves Hollywood. Also the one with Shaw kinda looks like Stewie Griffin.

GRobs offspring

If I am not mistaken the one with Jake looks just like Matt Park. The last pic is a ringer for Harry Belafonte.

BE FB Fans

If you were to take the BE fan bases and find an equal in the NL or AL East you would find:

Cincy is equal to the Nationals
Both fan bases are small and both live in the shadow of the team most locals care about (tOSU/Orioles) . Both play in inferior leagues (BE/NL).

Louisville is equal to the Braves
For years both fan bases suffered from bad teams. But at least they still had the memory of an All Time Great (Johnny U/Aaron). Then the teams shot up to be the best in the league, only to fall back to mediocrity. Also both teams switched divisions (CUSA to BE/NL West to East).

Pitt is equal to the Orioles
Both play in a stadium that is far from sold out. Other teams have no problem taking over the stadium. No one really cares about the team.

RU is equal to the Mets
Both suffer from a major inferiority complex. RU fans beg for attention and acceptance from their BE brethren. Mets fans pay more attention to the Yanks "failing" then their own team. They have the nerve to make fun of the Yanks for not making it to the World Series when they themselves were NL favorites and choked away the Division to not even make the playoffs. Entering every season both think their team is the greatest and will win it all. And their players are all the best. Especially their prospects (Recruits/Minor Leaguers). Then reality hits in as they realize that "My Entire Team Sucks". Both fans boo at inappropriate times (Navy/Free Agents' first games). Both fans are bandwagon fans who only fill the stadium when the team has buzz. Bottom line both fans are fertilizer.

SU is equal to the Blue Jays
Both only show up if the team is a winner or if a big name team comes to town. Otherwise the stadium is empty. Both care more about another sport (BBall/Hockey). Both teams peaked in the 90s.

UConn is equal to the Red Sox
Both are annoying as they think they are the greatest fans ever. Both play in a small stadium. Both think they are the best traveling fans in the world. Both think the sport started in 2004 and ignore everything before then (joined BE/finally won it all).

USF is equal to the Rays
Both are in Tampa. Both have no one show up even though the team is good. Both are expansion teams (first year was 1997/1998).

WV is equal to the Phillies
Both are dangerous fans capable of killing other team's fans and even Santa. Both like to throw things on the field (Oranges/Batteries).