Know your enemy

In order to beat your opponent you must learn everything about them:


-WV windchimes



-WV Hansome cab



-WV palm pilot




-WV motor home

-What do you call an WV farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

-What do West Virginians call duct tape?

Chrome.

-What's the difference between a normal zoo and a WV zoo?

On the cage in a normal zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A WV zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

-Did you hear about the West Virginian who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

-What's the most popular pick up line in WV?

Nice tooth!

-Why do folks from WV go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under are not admitted.

-What do you get when you have 32 West Virginians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

-How can you tell if a West Virginian is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

-Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

-What do they call "Hee Haw" in WV?

A documentary called "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

-How many West Virginians does it take eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

-What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pumpkin!

-How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.