Born on Date
USF: 1956 vs SU: 1870
Ottos Edge: SU... my parents are older than USF, which was built on Henderson Air Field, an old WWII airstrip.
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF… there is a reason people choose
USF: sunshine, beaches and babes vs SU: snow, snow, and more snow
Ottos Edge: USF... sign me up
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... where they show you their butt and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... they built this city on cigars
USF: free samples at
Ottos Edge: USF... you cant beat free beer
USF: Raymond James vs SU: Carrier Dome
Ottos Edge: SU... we have our own place
USF: Herd of Thunder (HoT) vs SU: SUMB
Ottos Edge: SU... heard of lame names?
USF: Golden Brahman March vs SU: Down the Field
Ottos Edge: SU… although we dont hear it often enough
USF: 1997 vs SU: 1889
Ottos Edge: SU... close, oh wait that is 1997 and not 1897
They lost their first game to Kentucky Wesleyan 80-3. That maybe bad but they have never been shut out in a regular season game. Their only shut out L was their 100th game in the Meinke Bowl (
USF: 85 vs SU: 672
Ottos Edge: SU... 8 times as great Head to Head
USF 3 Ws vs SU 0 Ws
Ottos Edge: USF… they will keep the shut out going
USF: 1-2 vs SU: 12-9-1
Ottos Edge: SU... slight edge
USF: UCF vs SU: ???
Ottos Edge: USF… wait a minute they have been a program for a dozen years and have a rival but we dont? WTF?
USF: at one time had a 21 game home W streak vs SU: 15 straight winning seasons (1987-2001)
Ottos Edge: SU… a lot of those 21 games werent against real teams, while our streak was legit.
USF: live in area during winter vs SU: only come when circus is in town
Ottos Edge: SU... they are scary. Although they usually have some midgets.
Crazy local
USF: Tony Little vs SU: Tom Cruise
Ottos Edge: USF... you can do it As long as you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins….
USF: Terry Bollea vs SU: Mike Rotunda
Ottos Edge: USF... he is the greatest of all time brother
MSG Hero
USF: Hulk Hogan vs SU: GMac
Ottos Edge: SU... an atomic leg drop isnt as devastating as a GMac bomb. Whatcha gonna do when GMac goes wild on you?
WFAN
USF: Ann Liguori vs SU: Mark Malusis
Ottos Edge: SU... she couldnt be any more annoying, boring, or clueless
USF: Mike Francessa vs SU: Lou Reed
Ottos Edge: SU… maybe one day Adam Schein can be as big as Mike (his career not his waist)
USF: Lightening vs SU: Crunch
Ottos Edge: USF... NHL beats AHL but how does
Minor League Baseball
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... baseball season lasts a month in
Horse racing
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... and while you are in the area you can hit the greyhound track too
USF: Serengheti at
Ottos Edge: SU... ED was faster
Transportation
USF: Streetcars vs SU: Centro
Ottos Edge: USF... trolleys are cool
But they cant get you to…
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... better to be the boot than the ball
USF: Bolitas vs SU: State run
Ottos Edge: USF... tax free if you win
USF:
Ottos Edge: USF... where you can also see Henry Hill and Jimmy Conway holding people over the lion cage.
Mafia
USF: Santo Trafficante Jr vs SU:
Ottos Edge: USF... he was rumored to be involved in the Kennedy assassination
JFK link
USF: alum Ruth Paine (friend of Oswald's Wife) vs SU: commencement speaker as a Senator
Ottos Edge: SU... how can you be friends with a Commie?
Military Base
USF: MacDill Air Force Base vs SU: Fort Drum
Ottos Edge: USF... it is home to US Central Command and US Special Operations Command
Miss
USF: Nicole Johnson (1999) vs SU: Vanessa Williams (1983)
Ottos Edge: SU... we have the first African American Heisman winner and Miss
Controversial alum
USF: Debra Lafave (teacher got with a student) vs SU: Marv Albert
Ottos Edge: SU... getting with a student is wrong. Plus who hasnt worn women's underwear?
Scary Movie
USF: Once Bitten (Lauren Hutton alum) vs SU: Jaws (Carl Gottlieb alum)
Ottos Edge: USF... I rather be bitten by Hutton than a shark
Nick Carter
USF: lived in
Ottos Edge: Push... there are no winners here.
USF: Tony La Rusa, Elayne Boosler, Mark Consuelos (Kelly Ripa hubie) vs SU: Marty Glickman, John Zogby, Megyn Kelly (Fox News)
Ottos Edge: SU… we can add many more to that list
USF: Leavitt looks like Jim Haslett vs SU: GRob looks like Bam Bam
Ottos Edge: USF… his record speaks for itself
Watermelons
USF: Gallagher vs SU: Marcy
Ottos Edge: SU... juicy
USF: Outback vs SU Dino
Ottos Edge: SU… OSI Restaurant Partners (Carrabbas, Outback) HQ is in
USF: SuperBowls vs SU: Sweet 16s
Ottos Edge: USF... its the biggest event of the year
USF:
Ottos Edge: SU... NY is the emperor of states
USF: Sun vs SU: Carrier
Ottos Edge: SU... loud house wins this one. Interesting note the Sun Dome opened in 1980 as well (November) but broke ground in 1977 (vs 1979 for SU).
USF: Sulphur Springs Water Tower vs SU: Lawrinson
Ottos Edge: SU... one holds something to drink the other people who drink
USF: commuter school (13% live on campus) vs SU:
Ottos Edge: SU... 99.9% of the reason to go to college is to get away from the parents
USF: Tier 3 vs SU: Tier 1
Ottos Edge: SU… with all these academic powers in the BE,
USF: 9th largest in country vs SU: small private school
Ottos Edge: USF... larger pool of hotties
USF: The Oracle which was first student paper to use color vs SU: Daily Orange
Ottos Edge: SU... we are good cuz of content not pretty colors
USF: what you pick off trees vs SU: what you call your teams
Ottos Edge: USF... oranges are healthy, watching SU isn’t
USF: Rocky the Bull vs SU: Otto the Orange
Ottos Edge: SU... Otto can roll over any opposing mascot
Speaking of rolling over opponents…
USF: Kawika Mitchell vs SU: David Tyree
Ottos Edge: SU… that catch was like something out of the movies
USF: George Selvie vs SU: Art Jones
Ottos Edge: USF… he may get more sacks then SU points
USF: Drew Office Space O Face guy (Greg Pitts USF Alum) vs Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
Ottos Edge: SU… the SU fan base may collectively have an O Face Monday if GRob is fired
Fictional Icon
USF: Hulk Hogan vs SU: Coach Mac
Ottos Edge: SU… wait Coach Mac is for real?
And the TATTOO goes to…
The Syracuse Orange as they pull off a big time upset.
1 comment:
USF actually won their first game 80-3.
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