The Daily Directive

We made history! No not the US mans soccer team. SU Athletics. While technically we finished the highest ever in the Directors Cup, we still finished 63 out of 271. Now being a private school we are at a disadvantage. But are TGDs quotes not a bit Mickey Mouse? Coming 63rd is like RU bragging about getting 8 Ws against their powderpuff schedule.

"This accomplishment is historic,” said Director of Athletics Dr. Daryl Gross. “Our vision is to provide our student-athletes with a championship experience. The performance this year shows that vision coming to fruition."

Anyway congrats on the teams that made being #63 possible. Especially the Lax team who provided a forever memorable championship and the BBall team which provided a nearly equal BET run.

Au revoir Orange faithful,

King Otto III