In order to enforce the Sovereign Laws of Orangeland I needed an enforcer. Someone who is not afraid to tell it like it is. And not afraid to use force when necessary. Without further adieu I present to you Commander Cali, the loyal and noble protector of the Sovereign Laws of Orangeland:
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Is it better to love a woman or Syracuse sports?
The love of a good women for sure. Hey man my wife is going to read this. Syracuse sports or a women is a poser. With Syracuse Sports you get something new every few months . A good women is pretty much a life time commit.
Blonds or Brunettes?
I like blonds but brunettes have a place on the ladder near the top.
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera
Brittany Spears is in agony and should be put down like a hurting dog, Jessica Simpson just might be td brighter then given credit for although Christina Aguilera is a close secon.
You are on a deserted island. What is one thing you wish you had?
On a deserted island Direct TV and one of the above except Spears. I might as well have "Wilson like Tom Hanks
You are in a life raft and you see Osama Bin Laden and Greg Schiano in the water. You have to save one of them. Who do you save?
I would save Osama. What I plan for that bastard is far worse the drowning, I wouldwrite a book Osa Home Depot and me. Lots of things in Home depot to inflict a little payback for 9/11.
What would you do with Greg Robinson?
You figure it out. If TGD doesn't mke a good choice I think he could join Bin Laden in Home DZepot with me.
Who should be SUs next HC?
I favor Edsall. Iwant a reasonably young alum with a track record.
Boxers or Briefs?
did Boxers for sure although in my bi pedal days I wore both. although not at the same time . now its commando time.
Don't for get to drink your Ovaltine like "Richie"If you haven't seen Chritsmas Story you are half dead already;forget football. Over and out
Cali
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Simply. Fucking. Brilliant.
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