Monday, November 24, 2008

Commander Calis Corner

In order to enforce the Sovereign Laws of Orangeland I needed an enforcer. Someone who is not afraid to tell it like it is. And not afraid to use force when necessary. Without further adieu I present to you Commander Cali, the loyal and noble protector of the Sovereign Laws of Orangeland:


Would you like to issue any orders for Thanksgiving week?

Cali Comandos are hereby ordered to spend the biggest family day with family and not just sitting on their stuffed asses watching football unless it s the Syracuse Notre Dame video. And since its a family day teach the youngsters about the game both offense and defense.No expletives allowed for the very young and impressionable minds. You might remember we won that game so a happy calm demeanor is warranted. If you can muster the energy go to the backyard and toss a football around with the youngsters. Don't forget the girls. No reason they shouldn't be able to throw the ball for a little fun.Your old commanderremembers a church picnic thati ncluded church groups rom all of NY's larger cities On the day of the picnic in the midst of a softball game a young ladt drove onto the field in a 1951 Riley. She stopped the car and her escort got out and started to runacross the field;the girlnamed Ellie got out with a football and tossed a perfect spiral to her escort40 yards away. That night at the dinner dance she arrived in a long red dress with a slit up to there. she was drop dead gorgeous and quite the athlete as well as a knockout. So its no problem if a girl can throw the ball better then some men;myself included.Enjoy your family dinner and see to it that everyone helps mom clean up the table and put the kitchen back in order. Give thanks for your blessings like a good American and that we beat Notre Dame like good Americans Remember family first then God country and Orange colored uniforms that bear the name Syracuse. Over and out Commander Çali

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